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Todays joke


A guy walking down a street one
afternoon passes an old man sitting
on the side of the road with a large
sack.
The younger guy says to the old man, "Watcha got in the
sack?"
The old man responds, "I got some monkeys in that there
sack."
The younger man asks, "If I guess how many monkeys you got in the

sack, can I keep one?"
The old man replies, "Son, if you guess how many
monkeys I got in this
sack, I'll give you both of 'em!"


Why don't anteaters get sick ? Because they are full of antibodies!
Why did the ant-elope ? Nobody gnu !
Who is the most famous French ant ? Napoleant !
What do you call an and with frogs legs ? An antphibian !
What do you call an ant who can't play the piano ? Discordant !
What do you call an ant who likes to be alone ? An independant !
What kind of ant can you colour with ? A crayant !
What do you call an ant with five pairs of eyes ? Antteneye !
What do you get if you cross some ants with some tics ? All sorts of antics !
What do you call an ant who skips school ? A truant !
Where do ants go for their holidays ? Frants !
What is smaller than an ant's dinner ? An ant's mouth !
How come if ants are always so busy they always get time to show up at picnics ?
What do you call a 100 year old ant ? An antique !
What do you call an ant in space ? Cosmonants & Astronants !
What do you call a smart ant ? Elegant !
What kind of ants are very learned ? Pedants !
Who was the most famous ant scientist ? Albert Antstein !
What is even bigger than an elephant ? A giant !
How many ants are needed to fill an apartment ? Ten ants !
What do you call an ant who lives with your great uncle ? Your great-ant !
What medicine would you give an ill ant ? Antibiotics !
What do you call a greedy ant ? An anteater !
What kind of ant is good at maths ? An accountant !
What do you call an ant from overseas ? Impartant
Where do ants go to eat ? At a restaurant !