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Todays joke


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Brendan
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Brendan who ?
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Why don't anteaters get sick ? Because they are full of antibodies!

Why did the ant-elope ? Nobody gnu !

Who is the most famous French ant ? Napoleant !

What do you call an and with frogs legs ? An antphibian !

What do you call an ant who can't play the piano ? Discordant !

What do you call an ant who likes to be alone ? An independant !

What kind of ant can you colour with ? A crayant !

What do you call an ant with five pairs of eyes ? Antteneye !

What do you get if you cross some ants with some tics ? All sorts of antics !

What do you call an ant who skips school ? A truant !

Where do ants go for their holidays ? Frants !

What is smaller than an ant's dinner ? An ant's mouth !

How come if ants are always so busy they always get time to show up at picnics ?

What do you call a 100 year old ant ? An antique !

What do you call an ant in space ? Cosmonants & Astronants !

What do you call a smart ant ? Elegant !

What kind of ants are very learned ? Pedants !

Who was the most famous ant scientist ? Albert Antstein !

What is even bigger than an elephant ? A giant !

How many ants are needed to fill an apartment ? Ten ants !

What do you call an ant who lives with your great uncle ? Your great-ant !

What medicine would you give an ill ant ? Antibiotics !

What do you call a greedy ant ? An anteater !

What kind of ant is good at maths ? An accountant !

What do you call an ant from overseas ? Impartant

Where do ants go to eat ? At a restaurant !