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Here you will be able to get your daily laugh. We have new jokes each day. So each dayis a new joke.
We hope that we can make you laugh as much as you should each day.

Todays joke


Men are like copiers.

You need them for
reproduction, but that's about it.


There is a new Barbie doll on the market - Crash Test Barbie ...comes with car and brick wall

There is a new Barbie doll on the market - Marie Antionette Barbie ...with removable head; guillotine included

There is a new Barbie doll on the market - Hiroshima Barbie ...just a shadow of her former self

There is a new Barbie doll on the market - East German Swim Team Barbie ...a Barbie head on a Ken doll

There is a new Barbie doll on the market - Frozen Barbie on a Stick ...in your grocer's frozen food section

There is a new Barbie doll on the market - Divorce Barbie ...includes the house, the car, and half of Ken's belongings

There is a new Barbie doll on the market - Broken Bungee Barbie ...Barbie doll lying broken on the pavement

There is a new Barbie doll on the market - FrankenBarbie ...comes with bolts through her neck

There is a new Barbie doll on the market - Shock Therapy Barbie ...car battery and wires included

There is a new Barbie doll on the market - Manic-Depressive Barbie ...with a set of Oriental throwing knives

There is a new Barbie doll on the market - Biker Barbie ...complete with leathers and tattoos

There is a new Barbie doll on the market - Eye Patch Barbie ...with a choice of eye patch colors: purple, hot pink, or aqua!

There is a new Barbie doll on the market - Death Row Barbie ...comes complete with cell; raunchy cellmate sold separately

There is a new Barbie doll on the market - Grunge Barbie ...with flannel shirt and a goatee

There is a new Barbie doll on the market - Homeless Barbie ...complete with stolen K-Mart shopping cart

There is a new Barbie doll on the market - Venus de Milo Barbie ...made of rock; no head, no arms

There is a new Barbie doll on the market - Cyberpunk Barbie ...includes 'trodes and implants

There is a new Barbie doll on the market - Fast Food Barbie ...also known as McBarbie...you want fries with that?

There is a new Barbie doll on the market - Mutant Barbie ...Professor Xavier's daughter: bald as a billiard ball, wearing a Dark Phoenix costume

There is a new Barbie doll on the market - Chain Smoker Barbie ...with Surgeon General's warning on box

There is a new Barbie doll on the market - Junkie Barbie ...complete with needle tracks

There is a new Barbie doll on the market - Avalanche Barbie ...buried in 16 feet of snow

There is a new Barbie doll on the market - LAPD Barbie ...comes with two nightsticks, in case one gets broken subduing a suspect. Taser also available.

There is a new Barbie doll on the market - Microsoft Barbie ...Barbie doll with Bill Gates' head

There is a new Barbie doll on the market - Body-Piercing Barbie ...comes with mini-piercing gun and mini-body ornaments

There is a new Barbie doll on the market - Tasmanian Barbie ...spins like a top!

There is a new Barbie doll on the market - Siamese Twins Barbie ...complete with surgical instruments

There is a new Barbie doll on the market - Hockey Barbie ...comes with hockey stick and missing teeth

There is a new Barbie doll on the market - Marsha Clark Barbie ...with a bad haircut and a bad attitude

There is a new Barbie doll on the market - Kleptomaniac Barbie ...doll with suction cup hands

There is a new Barbie doll on the market - Witch Doctor Barbie ...with potions and face paints

There is a new Barbie doll on the market - Werewolf Barbie ...normal doll, except under a full moon

There is a new Barbie doll on the market - Cyclops Barbie ...one eye, right in the middle of her forehead; Cyclops Ken sold separately

There is a new Barbie doll on the market - Hippie Barbie ...complete with simulated controlled substances and paraphernalia

There is a new Barbie doll on the market - Mortal Kombat Barbie ...includes more blood than you can even imagine

There is a new Barbie doll on the market - Safari Barbie ...with rifle, pith helmet, and pygmy guide

There is a new Barbie doll on the market - Militant Femminist Barbie ...with an assault rifle

There is a new Barbie doll on the market - Hunchback Barbie ...pull the string and she cries, "Sanctuary! Sanctuary!"

There is a new Barbie doll on the market - Tonya Harding Barbie ...you didn't think we'd sell one without the other, did you?

There is a new Barbie doll on the market - Barbie Brain in a Jar ...an empty jar

There is a new Barbie doll on the market - Circus Clown Barbie ...complete with scary face paint and scary wig

There is a new Barbie doll on the market - Human Cannonball Barbie ...complete with spring-loaded cannon that will shoot her 15-20 feet

There is a new Barbie doll on the market - Lion Tamer Barbie ...lion is included; Barbie's head is not

There is a new Barbie doll on the market - Bearded Barbie ...complete with tweezers

There is a new Barbie doll on the market - Chernobyl Barbie ...glows in the dark

There is a new Barbie doll on the market - Princess Leia Barbie ...Barbie with the hairdo from Star Wars

There is a new Barbie doll on the market - Darth Vader Barbie ...with plastic helmet; pull the string and she sounds like James Earl Jones

There is a new Barbie doll on the market - Godzilla Barbie ...six foot tall lizard with Barbie head

There is a new Barbie doll on the market - King Kong Barbie ...six foot tall ape holding Barbie doll dressed like Fae Rae

There is a new Barbie doll on the market - T2 Barbie ...a study in silver

There is a new Barbie doll on the market - Bugs Barbie ...buck teeth, long ears

There is a new Barbie doll on the market - Joker Barbie ...Barbie with Joker grin and white face

There is a new Barbie doll on the market - Dirty Harry Barbie ...comes with large caliber pistol; pull the string and she says, "Go ahead >giggle< Make my day!"

There is a new Barbie doll on the market - Power Ranger Barbie ...with karate-chop action; complete with the ridiculous outfit

There is a new Barbie doll on the market - Teenage Mutant Ninja Barbie ...one of the Turtles with Barbie head

There is a new Barbie doll on the market - Picasso Barbie ...everything's in the wrong place

There is a new Barbie doll on the market - Steamroller Barbie ...doll squashed flat

There is a new Barbie doll on the market - Roadkill Barbie ...unrecognizable

There is a new Barbie doll on the market - Barbie-Got-Run-Over-by-a-Reindeer ...an excellent Holiday gift idea

There is a new Barbie doll on the market - Disco Barbie ...dressed in chiffon; inclbiudes disco ball

There is a new Barbie doll on the market - Trailer Park Barbie ...for the parent who wants to show their child what grown-up life is really going to be like

There is a new Barbie doll on the market - Battering Ram Barbie ...Barbie's head on the end of a battering ram

There is a new Barbie doll on the market - Joan of Arc Barbie ...comes with stake, kindling, and matches

There is a new Barbie doll on the market - Rastafarian Barbie ...she has dreadlocks and ganja, mon!

There is a new Barbie doll on the market - Medusa Barbie ...Barbie with snakes for hair

There is a new Barbie doll on the market - Gangsta Barbie ...complete set of Raiders apparel; rap cassette included

There is a new Barbie doll on the market - Mafia Victim Barbie ...feet set in cement--she really sinks!

There is a new Barbie doll on the market - Banzai Barbie ...a small tree cut into a shape that vaguely resembles Barbie

There is a new Barbie doll on the market - Tree Hugger Barbie ...pull the string and she spouts environmentalist rhetoric

There is a new Barbie doll on the market - Tool Time Barbie ...ncludes tool belt, which she has no idea what to do with

There is a new Barbie doll on the market - Lumberjack Barbie ...sleeps all night, works all day

There is a new Barbie doll on the market - Jock Barbie ...looks like Dennis Rodman

There is a new Barbie doll on the market - Easter Island Barbie ...the famous statue with blonde hair

There is a new Barbie doll on the market - Banjo Barbie ...complete with straw hat and Earl Scruggs cassette

There is a new Barbie doll on the market - Mick Jagger Barbie ...Mick with Barbie's head...but Mick's lips

There is a new Barbie doll on the market - Headgear Barbie ...guaranteed to make kids with braces feel better!

There is a new Barbie doll on the market - Sumo Barbie ...comes with thong

There is a new Barbie doll on the market - Teenage Pregnancy Barbie ...complete with dropout forms. Angry parents and deadbeat boyfriend sold separately

There is a new Barbie doll on the market - Funeral Home Barbie ...complete with hearse, coffin and kicky little shroud

There is a new Barbie doll on the market - Rasta Barbie ...she's got a tie-dyed t-shirt, dreadlocks and reggae CD; rolling papers sold separately

There is a new Barbie doll on the market - Trailer Trash Barbie ...complete with double wide trailer home

There is a new Barbie doll on the market - House Wife Barbie ...dressed in ratty, old housecoat; comes with dirty laundry and sink full of dishes