There is a new Barbie doll on the market -
Crash Test Barbie ...comes with car and brick wall
There is a new
Barbie doll on the market
- Marie Antionette Barbie ...with removable head;
guillotine
included
There is a new Barbie doll on the market -
Hiroshima Barbie ...just a shadow of her former self
There is a new Barbie
doll on the market
- East German Swim Team Barbie ...a Barbie head on a
Ken doll
There is a new Barbie doll on the market -
Frozen Barbie on
a Stick ...in your grocer's frozen food section
There is a new Barbie doll on the market -
Divorce Barbie ...includes the house, the car, and half of Ken's
belongings
There is a new Barbie doll on the market -
Broken Bungee Barbie
...Barbie doll lying broken on the pavement
There is a new Barbie
doll on the
market - FrankenBarbie ...comes with bolts through her
neck
There is a new Barbie doll on the market -
Shock Therapy Barbie ...car
battery and wires included
There is a new Barbie doll on the market -
Manic-Depressive Barbie ...with a set of Oriental throwing
knives
There is a new Barbie doll on the market -
Biker Barbie ...complete with leathers and tattoos
There is a new
Barbie doll on the
market - Eye Patch Barbie ...with a choice of eye patch
colors: purple,
hot pink, or aqua!
There is a new Barbie doll on the
market - Death Row Barbie ...comes complete with cell; raunchy cellmate
sold separately
There is a new Barbie doll on the market -
Grunge
Barbie ...with flannel shirt and a goatee
There is a new Barbie doll on
the
market - Homeless Barbie ...complete with stolen K-Mart shopping
cart
There is a new Barbie doll on the market -
Venus de Milo Barbie ...made of rock; no head, no arms
There is a new
Barbie doll on the
market - Cyberpunk Barbie ...includes 'trodes and
implants
There is a new Barbie doll on the market -
Fast Food Barbie
...also known as McBarbie...you want fries with
that?
There is a new
Barbie doll on the
market - Mutant Barbie ...Professor Xavier's
daughter: bald as a
billiard ball, wearing a Dark Phoenix costume
There is a
new Barbie doll on the
market - Chain Smoker Barbie ...with Surgeon
General's warning on
box
There is a new Barbie doll on the market -
Junkie Barbie ...complete with needle tracks
There is a new Barbie
doll on the
market - Avalanche Barbie ...buried in 16 feet of
snow
There is a new Barbie doll on the market -
LAPD Barbie ...comes with two
nightsticks, in case one gets broken
subduing a suspect. Taser also
available.
There is a new Barbie doll on the market -
Microsoft Barbie
...Barbie doll with Bill Gates' head
There is a new Barbie doll on the
market - Body-Piercing Barbie ...comes with mini-piercing gun and
mini-body ornaments
There is a new Barbie doll on the market -
Tasmanian Barbie ...spins like a top!
There is a new Barbie doll on
the
market - Siamese Twins Barbie ...complete with surgical
instruments
There is a new Barbie doll on the market -
Hockey Barbie ...comes
with hockey stick and missing teeth
There is a new Barbie doll on the
market - Marsha Clark Barbie ...with a bad haircut and a bad
attitude
There is a new Barbie doll on the market -
Kleptomaniac Barbie ...doll
with suction cup hands
There is a new Barbie doll on the market -
Witch Doctor Barbie ...with potions and face paints
There is a new
Barbie doll on the
market - Werewolf Barbie ...normal doll, except under
a full moon
There is a new Barbie doll on the market -
Cyclops Barbie
...one eye, right in the middle of her forehead;
Cyclops Ken sold
separately
There is a new Barbie doll on the market -
Hippie Barbie
...complete with simulated controlled substances and
paraphernalia
There is
a new Barbie doll on the
market - Mortal Kombat Barbie ...includes more
blood than you can even
imagine
There is a new Barbie doll on the market -
Safari Barbie ...with rifle, pith helmet, and pygmy guide
There is a
new Barbie doll on the
market - Militant Femminist Barbie ...with an
assault rifle
There is a new Barbie doll on the market -
Hunchback
Barbie ...pull the string and she cries, "Sanctuary!
Sanctuary!"
There
is a new Barbie doll on the
market - Tonya Harding Barbie ...you
didn't think we'd sell one
without the other, did you?
There is a new
Barbie doll on the
market - Barbie Brain in a Jar ...an empty jar
There is a new Barbie doll on the market -
Circus Clown Barbie ...complete with scary face paint and scary
wig
There is a new Barbie doll on the market -
Human Cannonball Barbie
...complete with spring-loaded cannon that
will shoot her 15-20 feet
There
is a new Barbie doll on the
market - Lion Tamer Barbie ...lion is
included; Barbie's head is
not
There is a new Barbie doll on the market -
Bearded Barbie ...complete with tweezers
There is a new Barbie doll
on the
market - Chernobyl Barbie ...glows in the dark
There is a new Barbie doll on the market -
Princess Leia Barbie ...Barbie with the hairdo from Star Wars
There
is a new Barbie doll on the
market - Darth Vader Barbie ...with plastic
helmet; pull the string and
she sounds like James Earl Jones
There is
a new Barbie doll on the
market - Godzilla Barbie ...six foot tall
lizard with Barbie head
There is a new Barbie doll on the market -
King
Kong Barbie ...six foot tall ape holding Barbie doll dressed
like Fae
Rae
There is a new Barbie doll on the market -
T2 Barbie ...a study in
silver
There is a new Barbie doll on the market -
Bugs Barbie ...buck teeth, long ears
There is a new Barbie doll on
the
market - Joker Barbie ...Barbie with Joker grin and white
face
There is a new Barbie doll on the market -
Dirty Harry Barbie ...comes with
large caliber pistol; pull the
string and she says, "Go ahead >giggle<
Make my day!"
There is a new Barbie doll on the market -
Power
Ranger Barbie ...with karate-chop action; complete with the
ridiculous
outfit
There is a new Barbie doll on the market -
Teenage Mutant Ninja
Barbie ...one of the Turtles with Barbie
head
There is a new Barbie doll on the market -
Picasso Barbie ...everything's in the wrong place
There is a new
Barbie doll on the
market - Steamroller Barbie ...doll squashed
flat
There is a new Barbie doll on the market -
Roadkill Barbie
...unrecognizable
There is a new Barbie doll on the market -
Barbie-Got-Run-Over-by-a-Reindeer ...an excellent Holiday gift
idea
There is a new Barbie
doll on the
market - Disco Barbie ...dressed in chiffon; inclbiudes disco
ball
There is a new Barbie doll on the market -
Trailer Park Barbie ...for the parent who wants to show their child
what grown-up life is really going to be like
There is a new Barbie doll
on the
market - Battering Ram Barbie ...Barbie's head on the end of a
battering ram
There is a new Barbie doll on the market -
Joan of Arc
Barbie ...comes with stake, kindling, and matches
There is a new
Barbie doll on the
market - Rastafarian Barbie ...she has dreadlocks and
ganja, mon!
There is a new Barbie doll on the market -
Medusa Barbie
...Barbie with snakes for hair
There is a new Barbie doll on the market -
Gangsta Barbie ...complete set of Raiders apparel; rap cassette
included
There is a new Barbie doll on the market -
Mafia Victim Barbie
...feet set in cement--she really sinks!
There is a new Barbie doll on
the
market - Banzai Barbie ...a small tree cut into a shape that vaguely
resembles Barbie
There is a new Barbie doll on the market -
Tree
Hugger Barbie ...pull the string and she spouts
environmentalist
rhetoric
There is a new Barbie doll on the market -
Tool Time Barbie ...ncludes
tool belt, which she has no idea what
to do with
There is a new Barbie doll on the market -
Lumberjack Barbie ...sleeps all night, works all day
There is a new
Barbie doll on the
market - Jock Barbie ...looks like Dennis
Rodman
There is a new Barbie doll on the market -
Easter Island Barbie ...the
famous statue with blonde hair
There is a new Barbie doll on the market
- Banjo Barbie ...complete with straw hat and Earl Scruggs
cassette
There is a new Barbie doll on the market -
Mick Jagger Barbie ...Mick
with Barbie's head...but Mick's
lips
There is a new Barbie doll on the market -
Headgear Barbie ...guaranteed to make kids with braces feel
better!
There is a new Barbie doll on the market -
Sumo Barbie ...comes with
thong
There is a new Barbie doll on the market -
Teenage Pregnancy
Barbie ...complete with dropout forms. Angry
parents and deadbeat boyfriend
sold separately
There is a new Barbie doll on the market -
Funeral
Home Barbie ...complete with hearse, coffin and kicky
little
shroud
There is a new Barbie doll on the market -
Rasta Barbie ...she's got a
tie-dyed t-shirt, dreadlocks and
reggae CD; rolling papers sold
separately
There is a new Barbie doll on the market -
Trailer Trash Barbie ...complete with double wide trailer home
There
is a new Barbie doll on the
market - House Wife Barbie ...dressed in
ratty, old housecoat; comes
with dirty laundry and sink full of
dishes
