Q: Why doesn't the dinosaur cross the road
anymore?
A: Because their eggs stink. (They're extinct)
Q: What do you get
when dinosaurs crash
their cars?
A: Tyrannosaurus wrecks!
Q: How did the dinosaur feel after he ate a
pillow?
A: Down in the mouth!
Q: What's green and purple and goes up and
down?
A: Barney in an elevator.
Q: What did the dinosaur say when he saw
the volcano explode?
A: What a lavaly day!
Q: Why did the dinosaur cross the road?
A:
Because the chicken wasn't invented yet.
Q1: What vehicle does
T-Rex use to go
from planet to planet?
A: A Dinosaucer
Q2: What kind of materials do dinosaurs use
for the
floor of their homes?
A: Rep Tiles
Q3: What did the female dinosaur call her
blouse making
business?
A: Try Sara's Tops
Q4: What is the head of an Italian dinosaur
family called?
A: Ptera Don
Q5: How do you ask a dinosaur to lunch?
A:
Tea Rex?
Q: What do you say to a twenty ton dinosaur
with
headphones on?
A: Anything you want. He can't hear you.
Q: Why didn't the T-rex
skeleton attack
the museum visitors?
A: Because she had no guts!
Q: What do you get when you put a bomb
and a dinosaur together?
A: Dino-mite.
Q: What do you call a Blind Dinosaur?
A:
Do-ya-think-he-saurus.
Q: What do you call a Blind Dinosaur's
Dog?
A: Do-ya-think-he-saurus-rex.
Q: What was the most flexiest dinosaur?
A:
Tyrannosaurus Flex.
Q: Why did the Apatosaurus devour the
factory?
A: Because she was a plant eater!
Q: Why did the T-Rex eat
hamburgers?
A: Because he is a meat eater!
Why does a dinosaur have cracks
between
his toes?
To carry his library card.
Why don't more dinosaurs join the police
force?
They can't hide behind billboards.
Why did the dinosaur walk on two
legs?
To give the ants a chance.
Why is it dangerous to go into the jungle
between two and four in the afternoon?
That's when dinosaurs are
jumping out of palm trees.
Why does a
dinosaur climb a tree?
To
get in his nest.
Why don't dinosaurs take ballet
lessons?
They outgrew their leotards.
Why do dinosaurs climb trees?
There's
nothing else to climb in the jungle.
How can you tell a male
dinosaur from a
female dinosaur?
Ask it a question. If he answers, it's a male; if
she answers, it's
female.
How can you tell if a dinosaur is visiting
your house?
His tricycle will be parked outside.
Why do dinosaurs wear glasses?
To make
sure they don't step on other dinosaurs.
What's red on the
outside and green on
the inside?
A dinosaur wearing red pajamas.
What are prehistoric monsters called when
they
sleep ?
A dinosnore !
What followed the dinosaur ?
It's tail
!
What did you call a dinosaur that keeps you
awake at
night ?
Bronto-snore-us !
Q: What dinosaur would you find in a rodeo?
A: Bronco-saurus!
Q: What dinosaur can't stay out in the rain?
A: Stegosaur-rust!
Q: What dinosaur loves pancakes?
A: A
tri-syrup-tops.
What would you get if you crossed a dinosaur
with a pig?
Jurassic pork!
