What is the Easter Bunny's favourite state
capital?
Albunny, New York!
What would you get if you crossed the Easter
Bunny
with a famous French general?
Napoleon Bunnyparte!
Where did the Easter Bunny go to college?
Johns Hopkins!
Did you hear about the lady whose house was
infested
with Easter eggs?
She had to call an eggs-terminator!
What is the Easter Bunny's
favourite sport?
Basket-ball, of course!
Why was the Easter Bunny so upset?
He was
having a bad hare day!
What would you get if you crossed a
skunk
with a type of Easter candy?
Smelly beans!
What is the Easter Bunny's favourite kind of
story?
A cotton tale!
Where does the Easter Bunny go when he needs a
new
tail?
To a re-tail store!
Who is the Easter Bunny's favourite movie
actor?
Rabbit De Niro!
Does the Easter Bunny like baseball?
Oh,
yes. He's a rabbit fan!
What's pink, has five toes, and is
carried
by the Easter Bunny?
His lucky people's foot!
What's long and stylish and full of cats?
The Easter Purrade!
What has long ears, four legs, and is worn on
your head?
An Easter bunnet!
Boy 1: "How did you get that bruise on your
arm?"
Boy 2: "I ate some Easter candy."
Boy 1: "Eating Easter
candy won't give you a bruise."
Boy 2: "It will if it's your big
brother's candy!"
What would you get if you crossed the Easter
Bunny with an overstressed person?
An Easter basket case!
What's yellow, has long ears, and grows on
trees?
The Easter Bunana!
Why are you stuffing all that Easter candy into
your mouth?"
"Because it doesn't taste as good if I stuff it
in my ears."
Would
you like something from my Easter
basket?
"Sure!"
"Here. Have some plastic grass."
"Why are you studying your Easter
candy?"
"I'm trying to decide which came first-the chocolate chicken or the
chocolate egg!"
Did you hear the one about the Easter Bunny who
sat on a bee?
It's a tender tail!
What happened when the Easter Bunny caught his
head in the fan?
It took ears off his life!
What would you get if you crossed the
Easter Bunny with a leprechaun?
The Easter Blarney!
Why did you drive the lawn mower over your
Easter
basket?
I thought the plastic grass was growing too high!
Why do we paint
Easter eggs?
Because
it's easier than trying to wallpaper them!
Why was the monster sitting in his Easter
basket?
He was trying to hatch his peanut butter eggs!
How did the soggy
Easter Bunny dry himself?
With a hare dryer!
How is the Easter Bunny like Shaquille O'Neal?
They're both famous for stuffing baskets!
What's red and blue and
sogs up your
Easter basket?
Coloured scrambled eggs
What's big and purple and hugs your Easter
basket?
The Easter Barney!
How does the Easter Bunny paint all of those
eggs?
He hires Santa's elves during the off-season.
What happened when the
Easter Bunny met the
rabbit of his dreams?
They lived hoppily ever after!
Who delivers Easter treats to all the
fish
in the sea?
The Oyster Bunny!
What will the Easter Bunny be doing after
Easter?
One to three for breaking and entering.
How do you catch the Easter
Bunny?
Hide
in the bushes and make a noise like a carrot!
How should you send a letter to the Easter
Bunny?
By hare mail!
Why is Easter like whipped cream and a cherry?
Because it's always on a sundae!
What is a dog's favourite Easter
treat?
Jelly bones!
What has big ears, brings Easter treats, and
goes
"hippity-BOOM, hippity-BOOM, hippity-BOOM"?
The Easter
Elephant.
How does the Easter Bunny stay in shape?
He
does lots of bare-obics.
A man wanted an Easter pet for his daughter. He
looked at a baby chick and a baby duck. They were both very cute,
but
he
decided to buy the baby chick. Do you know why?
The
baby chick was a little cheeper!
Why did the Easter Bunny have to
fire the
duck?
Because he kept quacking all the eggs!
What's the difference between
the Easter
Bunny and a silly monster ?
One's a hare-head and the other's an
air-head!
What would you get
if you crossed the
Easter Bunny with Chinese food?
Hop suey!
What has long ears, hops and likes
websurfing?
The e-aster bunny.
What is the best way to send a letter to the
Easter Bunny?
By hare (air) mail.
How does the Easter Bunny stay
healthy?
Eggsercise, particularly hareobics!
How many chocolate bunnies can
you put into
an empty Easter basket?
One. After that the basket won't be
empty.
Where do Easter bunnies
dance?
At the
basketball.
Why did the rabbit cross the road?
Because
the chicken had his Easter eggs!
