What did Jack Frost say to Frosty the
Snowman?
Have an ice day!
What do you get if you cross King Kong with a
snowman?
Frostbite.
Q: What did the snowman and his wife put over
their
baby's crib? A: A snowmobile!
What do Snowmen call their offspring?
Chill-dren.
Where do Snowmen go to dance?
To
snowballs.
Doctor, doctor, I keep thinking I'm a
snowman.
Doctor: Keep cool !
What is a snowman's favorite book ?
War
and Frozen Peas !
Why did a anowman send his father to
Siberia?
Because he wanted frozen pop !
What would you get if you crossed a
snowman and a vampire?
Frostbite !
How does a Snowman get to work?
By
icicle.
Where does a snowman put his birthday candles?
On his birthday flake!
What do snowmen wear on their heads ?
Ice
caps !
What do snowmen eat for lunch ?
Icebergers
!
Where do snowmen go to dance ?
Snowballs
!
How do snowmen travel around ?
By iceicle
!
How do you know when there is a snowman in
your bed ?
You wake up wet !
What do you get if cross a snowman and a shark
?
Frost bite !
What two letters of the alphabet do snowmen
prefer ?
I.C. !
Where do snowmen keep their money ?
In a
snowbank !
What did the snowman order at MacDonalds
?
Icerbergers with chilli sauce !
What do snowmen call their offspring?
Chill-dren.
What does a snowman eat for dinner?
Ice-burgers.
What happened
when the icicle landed on
the sowmman's head?
It knocked him cold.
Q: Which is harder to make? A blonde, brunette
or a red-headed snowman?
A: A blonde, because you have to
hollow out its head,
Why did Frosty
the Snowman want a divorce?
Because he thought his wife was a flake.
Where do snowmen put their webpages?
On the
winternet.
How do snowmen read their e-mails?
With an
icy-stare!
What kind of money do snowmen use? Iced
lolly.
Who doesn't like to sit in front of the fire?
A Snowman.
Why was the
snowman's dog called Frost?
Because Frost bites.
