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Todays joke

Comments made
by Programmers when their
programs don't work:
Strange...
I've never heard about that.

It did work yesterday.
Well, the program needs some fixing.

How is this possible?
The machine seems to be broken.
Has the
operating system been updated?
The user has made an error again.

There is something wrong in your test data.
I have not touched that
module!
Yes yes, it will be ready in time.
You must have the
wrong executable.
Oh, it's just a feature.
I'm almost ready.

Of course, I just have to do these small fixes.
It will be done
in no time at all.
It's just some unlucky coincidence.
I can't
test everything!
THIS can't do THAT.
Didn't I fix it already?

It's already there, but it has not been tested.
It works, but
it's not been tested.
Somebody must have changed my code.

There must be a virus in the application software.
Even though i
t does not work, how does it feel?
How come you didn't find it
during the system testing?
It's a setup problem.
And the
Ultimate:

A smart user would never do that!

Aviation jokes

All of these pilot and aviation jokes get me to thinking about my first skydiving instructor. During class he would always take the time to answer any of our stupid first-timer questions. One guy asked, "If our chute doesn't open, and the reserve doesn't open, how long do we have until we hit the ground?" Our jump master looked at him and in perfect deadpan and answered, "The rest of your life."