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Two guys
were in a bar,
and they were both watching the television when the news
came on.
It showed a guy on a bridge who was about to jump, obviously
suicidal. "I'll bet you $10 he'll jump," said the first guy. "Bet
you
$10 he won't," said the second guy.
Then, the guy on the
television closed his eyes and threw himself off
the bridge. The second guy
hands the first guy the money.
"I can't take your money," said
the first guy. "I cheated you. The
same story was on the five
o'clock news." "No, no. Take it," said
the second guy. "I saw the five
o'clock news too. I just didn't think
the guy was dumb enough to
jump again!"
