Bar jokes, beer, booze and fun!
A good samaritan was walking
home late one night when he came upon this drunk on the sidewalk.
Wanting to help, he asked the drunk "do you live here?" "Yep".
"Would
you like me to help you upstairs?" "Yep". When they got up on the
second floor, the good person asked "Is this your floor?"
"Yep".
Then the good samaritan got to thinking that maybe he didn't want
to
face the man's irate and tired wife because she may think he
was the
one who got the man drunk. So, he opened the first door he
came to and
shoved him through it then went back downstairs. However,
when he went
back outside, there was another drunk. So he asked
that drunk "Do you
live here?" "Yep". "Would you like me to help you
upstairs?"
"Yep". So he did and put him in the same door with the
first drunk. Then
went back downstairs.
Where, to his
surprise, there was another drunk. So he started over to
him. But b
efore he got to him, the drunk staggered over to a policeman
and
cried "Please officer, protect me from this man.
He's been doing
nothing all night long but taking me upstairs and
throwing me down
the elevator shaft!"
