Bar jokes, beer, booze and fun!
A
man walks into a bar
and orders a beer. He takes his first sip and sets
it down. While he
is looking around the bar, a monkey swings down and
steals the pint
of beer from him before he is able to stop the monkey.
The man
asks the barman who owns the monkey. The barman replies the
piano
player. The man walks over to the piano player and says "Do you
know
your monkey stole my beer." The pianist replies "No, but if you hum
it, I'll play it."
