Bar jokes, beer, booze and fun!
A man walks into a Kansas
bar
with his golden retriever. "Hey," says the bartender, "No dogs
allowed in the bar." "Oh please?," begs the customer.
You see,
you're playing the Royals game, and my dog is a really big
fan of
the Royals." "You're trying to tell me that this here dog is a
BASEBALL FAN?! Both of you get out of my bar," says the bartender.
"No
animals allowed, and YOU belong in a mental institution. Dogs don't
like baseball!"
Just then, the Royals get a hit. The dog goes
wild. He jumps up on the
bar and hops around in circles on his hind
legs. Then he does the same
on his front legs! The bartender is
astounded. "That is the most
amazing thing I've ever seen! Who ever
thought a DOG could like
baseball?! I'm curious though....if he gets
that excited when the Royals get
a hit, what does he do when they
get a home run?"
"I don't know," confesses the owner, "I
've only had him for five
years."
