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Todays joke


Little Johnny 's next door neighbors had a baby.

Unfortunately, the little baby was born with no ears.

When
they arrived home from the hospital, the parents invited Little

Johnny's family to come over and see their new baby. Little Johnny's

parents were very afraid that their son would have a wise crack to say

about the baby so the dad had a long talk with little Johnny before
going
to the neighbors.

He said "Now, son... that poor baby
was born without any ears. I want
you to be on your best behavior
and not say one word about his ears or
I am really going to spank
you when we get back home."

"I promise not to mention his ears at
all" said Little Johnny.

At the neighbors home, Little Johnny
leaned over in the crib and
touched the baby's hand He looked at
it's mother and said "Oh What a
Beautiful little baby". The mother
said "Thank you very much, Little
Johnny."

He then
said, "this baby has perfect little hands and perfect little
feet.
Why... just look at his pretty little eyes.... Did his doctor say

that he can see good?"

The Mother said "why, yes Johnny... his
doctor said he has 20/20
vision.

Little Johnny said "well,
its a darn good thing, cause he sure
couldn't wear glasses!!!


Bar jokes, beer, booze and fun!

A guy walks into a tavern. As he walked up to the bar he noticed a twelve-inch man playing the piano, so he asked the bartender, "What's that all about?" The bartender told him he that would tell him later. So the guy asked the bartender for a drink. The bartender said, "Before you get your drink, you get to rub the magic beer bottle and make one wish." "Okay," said the guy. He went over to the magic beer bottle and rubbed it. Poof. Out came a genie. The genie, of course, said, "You have one wish." The guy thought about it and then wished for a million bucks. A cloud of smoke filled the room, and then both the genie and the guy disappeared. In a few minutes, the guy reappeared back in the bar with a million ducks all around him. The guy was astounded and said to the bartender, "Hey! I didn't want a million ducks." The bartender replied, "Do you think I wanted a twelve-inch Pianist?"