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A rather attractive woman
goes up to the bar in a
quiet rural pub. She gestures alluringly to
the bartender who comes
over immediately.
When he arrives,
she seductively signals that he should bring his face
close to hers.
When he does so, she begins to gently caress his beard
which is
full and bushy.
"Are you the manager?" she asked, softly stroking
his face with both
hands.
"Actually, no," he
replied.
"Can you get him for me? I need to speak to him," she said, running
her hands up beyond his beard and into his hair.
"I'm afraid I
can't," breathes the bartender, clearly in trouble.
"Is there
anything I can do?"
"Yes there is. I need you to give him a
message," she continues
huskily, popping a couple of fingers into his mouth
and allowing him to suck
them gently. "Tell him that there is no
toilet paper in the ladies
room."
