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Todays joke

A little nine year old girl
was in
church with her mother when she started
feeling ill. "Mommy," she said.
"Can we leave now?"
"No," her mother replied.
"Well, I think I
have to throw up!"
"Then go out the front door and to the back of
the church and throw up
behind a bush." In about two minutes the
little girl returned to her
seat.
"Did you throw up?" her mother
asked.
"Yes," the little girl replied.
"Well, how could you have
gone all the way to the back of the church
and
return so
quickly?"
"I didn't have to go out of the church, Mommy." the little
girl
replied.
"They have a box next to the front door that says,
'For the
sick'."

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