Bath jokes
Two small time thieves had been sent by the Big
Boss to steal a van
load of goods from a bathroom suppliers. One
stayed in the van as look
out and the other went into the storeroom.
Fifteen minutes went by,
then half an hour, then an hour, and no
sign of him. The look out finally
grew impatient and went to look for
his partner. Inside the store the
two came face to face. "Where
have you been?" demanded the worried
look out. "The boss told me to
take a bath, but I couldn't find the soap
and a towel."
