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Todays joke

A business man was interviewing

applicants for the position of divisional manager. He devised a simple test to

select the most suitable person for the job. He asked each
applicant the
question, "What is two and two?"

The first interviewee
was a journalist. His answer was "Twenty-two."

The second was a
social worker. She said, "I don't know the answer
but I'm glad we
had time to discuss this important question."

The third
applicant was an engineer. He pulled out a slide rule and
showed the answer
to be between 3.999 and 4.001.

The next person was a lawyer. He
stated that in the case of Jenkins v
Commr of Stamp Duties (Qld),
two and two was proven to be four.

The last applicant was an
accountant. The business man asked him, "How
much is two and
two?"

The accountant got up from his chair, went over to the door and
closed
it then came back and sat down. He leaned across the desk
and said in a
low voice, "How much do you want it to
be?"

He got the job.

Car and train jokes

A man is driving along in the Irish countryside, when he comes to a petrol station, since he's in need of petrol, the man decides to stop. He says to the attendant at the station, "Fill it up, will you?". The man says "Sorry - we're right out of petrol." So the man considers, and says "Well, I'm a bit low on oil, would you mind topping that up?" And the attendant responds"Sorry, but no oil either." The man thinks, and asks the attendant to wash his windscreen, to which he gets the by-now predictable response that he can't do that. The man at this point is fairly mad, so he asks the attendant "Just what kind of petrol station is this ?" The attendant then looks both ways, and very carefully whispers to the man "To tell you the truth, this is just an IRA front." The man then says "Well, in that case, you can blow up the tyres !"