Biologist jokes
A
young biologist was sitting on a stump
at the edge of their camp. On his
face was the saddest hangdog
expression. One of the other biologists
saw his sad looks and asked,
"What's the matter?"
The young biologist said, "They put me in
the same tent with old
Doctor Perkins. He snores all night, takes a
bath once a month, and talks
non-stop about back when he studied
passenger pigeons. He's so damn old,
I think he was a lackey for
Charles Darwin. He generally just makes my
life Hell. We had a big
fight about it and they split us up for a
month"
The older
biologist said, "That should make you happy."
The young biologist
sadly shook his head and said, "Not when the month
is up today!"
