Blonde jokes
A man was trimming his
bushes. His neighbor
(the blonde) walks out, checks her mail only to see
that it's
empty, and goes back inside.
Five minutes later, she comes back out,
checks her mail again only to
see that it's still empty, and goes
back in.
The third time she comes out, the man asks her, "Excuse me, is
there a
problem?"
The blonde replies, "Darn right there's a
problem! My computer keeps
on telling me 'I've got mail'!"
