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Todays joke

A Texan bought a round of

drinks for all in the bar and said that his wife had just produced "a

typical Texas baby" weighing twenty pounds.

Two weeks later
he returned to the bar. The bartender recognized him
and asked,
"Aren't you the father of the typical Texas baby that
weighed twenty
pounds at birth?"

"Yup, shore am!"

"How much does he
weigh now?"

The proud father answered, "Ten pounds."

The
bartender said, "Why, what happened? He did weigh twenty
pounds."

The proud Texas father said, "Jest had him circumcised!"

Bus jokes

Roger was sitting in a very full bus when a fat woman opposite said, "If you were a gentleman, young man, you'd stand up and let someone else sit down." "And if you were a lady," replied Roger, "you'd stand up and let four people sit down."