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We hope that we can make you laugh as much as you should each day.

Todays joke


Pupil (on phone) : My son has a bad cold and

won't be able to come to school today.
School Secretary: Who is
this?
Pupil: This is my father speaking!


Cannibal jokes

A cannibal son and his father are out looking for food. They are watching people walk down the street. The son suggested a particularly plump woman and the father rejected saying that she's too fatty. Later on the son asked about a very skinny woman. Again the father refused saying that she's to skinny. After a while the son pointed out a very attractive woman." sure son" the father replied, drooling. "We'll take her home and eat you mother!"