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Todays joke
The officer shouted orders to a nearby soldier.
With considerable
bravery, the GI ran directly onto the field of
battle, in the line of
fire, to retrieve a dispatch case from a dead
soldier. In a hail of
bullets, he dove back to
safety.
"Private," the officer said, "I'm recommending you for a medal. You
risked your life to save the locations of our secret
warehouses."
"Warehouses?" the private shouted. "I thought you said
whorehouses!"
Cannibal jokes
Two cannibals were having their dinner. One
said to the other, 'I don't like your friend.'
The other one
replied, 'Well put her to one side and just eat the
greens.'
