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Todays joke
A police car pulls up in front of grandma
Bessie's house, and
grandpa Morris gets out.
The polite
policeman explained that this elderly gentleman said that he
was lost in
the park...and couldn't find his way home. " Oy Morris
", said
grandma, " You've been going to that park for over 30 years !
So how
could you get lost ? " Leaning close to grandma, so that the
policeman couldn't hear. Morris whispered, " I wasn't lost.....I was
just
too tired to walk home."
Cannibal jokes
First cannibal: Come and have dinner in
our but tonight.
Second cannibal: What are you having?
First
cannibal: Hard-boiled legs.