Business jokes
There are three beggars begging on Wall
Street.
The first beggar wrote "Beggar" on his broken cup. He
received $10.00
after one day.
The next day, the second beggar
wrote "Beggar.com" on his cup. After
one day, he received hundreds
of thousands of dollars and an offer to
float an IPO on
NASDAQ.
The following day, the third beggar wrote "e-Beg" on his cup.
Microsoft, IBM, and HP sent corporate vice-presidents to talk to him
about
strategic alliances and offered him free hardware consultancy.
In
addition, it was reported on CNBC that e-Beg uses 95% Oracle
technology and
that I2 announced the launch of BegTradeMatrix; a b2b
industry portal
offering supply chain integration in the beggar
community.
