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We hope that we can make you laugh as much as you should each day.
Todays joke
Me: "What is that noise?"
Customer: "Hey
Martinez!! I'm on the phone! Cut it out!"
Me: "What was that?"
Beep! Beep! Beep! Beep! Beep! Beep! Customer: "It's from a device."
Me: "What kind of device?"
Customer: "I don't know."
Me:
"Like a fax machine or something?"
Customer: "I don't know. Someone
is under house arrest or
something."
Business jokes
When I asked my boss for a salary rise
because I
was doing the work of three men he said he couldn't increase
my pay,
but if I told him the names of the three men he'd fire
them.