Ethnic jokes
Three men are traveling in the Amazon, a German,
an American, and a Mexican, and they get captured by some Amazons.
The
head of the tribe says to the German, "What do you want on your
back
for your whipping?"
The German responds, "I will take
oil!" So they put oil on his back,
and a large Amazon whips him ten
times. When he is finished the German
has these huge welts on his
back, and he can hardly move.
The Amazons haul the German away,
and say to the Mexican, "What do you
want on your back?"
"I
will take nothing!" says the Mexican, and he stands there straight
and takes his ten lashings without a single flinch.
"What will
you take on your back?" the Amazons ask the American.
He
responds, "I'll take the Mexican."
