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Here you will be able to get your daily laugh. We have new jokes each day. So each dayis a new joke.
We hope that we can make you laugh as much as you should each day.

Todays joke

After a real crusher of a landing in

Phoenix, the Flight Attendant came on with, "Ladies and Gentlemen,

please remain in your seats until Captain Crash and the Crew have brought

the aircraft to a screeching halt up against the gate. And, once the

tire smoke has cleared and the warning bells are silenced, we'll
open the
door and you can pick your way through the wreckage to the

terminal."

Ethnic jokes

Three Englishmen were in a bar and spotted an Irishman. So, one of the Englishmen walked over to the Irishman, tapped him on the shoulder, and said, "Hey, I hear your St. Patrick was a drunken loser." "Oh really, hmm, didn't know that." Puzzled, the Englishman walked back to his buddies. "I told him St. Patrick was a loser, and he didn't care." The second Englishman remarked, "You just don't know how to set him off...watch and learn." So, the second Englishman walked over to the Irishman, tapped him on the shoulder and said, "Hey, I hear your St. Patrick was lying, cheating, idiotic, low-life scum!" "Oh really, hmm, didn't know that." Shocked beyond belief, the Englishman went back to his buddies. "You're right. He's unshakable!" The third Englishman remarked, "Boys, I'll really tick him off... just watch." So the third Englishman walked over to the Irishman, tapped hi m on the shoulder and said, "I hear St. Patrick was an Englishman!" "Yeah, that's what your buddies were trying to tell me."