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Here you will be able to get your daily laugh. We have new jokes each day. So each dayis a new joke.
We hope that we can make you laugh as much as you should each day.

Todays joke

Little Tommy's kindergarten class was on a
field trip to
their local police station. There they saw pictures
tacked to a big
bulletin board. The label clearly read, "The 10 Most
Wanted."

One of the youngsters pointed to a picture and asked if
it really was
the photo of a wanted person.

"Yes," said the
policeman, "the detectives want him very badly."

So Little Tommy
asked, while tugging on the man's belt, "Um, mister,
why didn't
you keep them when you took their pictures?"

Business jokes

Kowalski, fresh out of accounting school, went to a interview for a good paying job. The company boss asked various questions about him and his education, but then asked him, "What is three times seven?" "Twenty-two," Kowalski replied. After he left, he double-checked it on his calculator (he knew he should have taken it to the interview!) and realized he wouldn't get the job. About two weeks later, he got a letter that said he was hired for the job! He was not one to look a gift horse in the mouth, but was still very curious. The next day, Kowalski went in and asked why he got the job, even though he got such a simple question wrong. The boss shrugged and said, "Well, you were the closest."