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Todays joke

Two
college basketball players were taking an important
final exam. If they
failed, they would be on academic probation and
not allowed to play in
the big game the following week. The exam was
fill-in-the-blank.

The last question read, "Old MacDonald had a
________."

Bubba was stumped. He had no idea what to answer. But
he knew he needed
to get this one right to be sure he
passed.

Making sure the professor wasn't watching, he tapped Tiny on the

shoulder. "Pssst. Tiny. What's the answer to the last
question?"

Tiny laughed. He looked around to make sure the professor hadn't

noticed then he turned to Bubba. "Bubba, you're so stupid. Everyone
knows
Old MacDonald had a FARM."

"Oh yeah," said Bubba. "I
remember now."

He picked up his No. 2 pencil and started to write
the answer in the
blank. He stopped. Tapping Tiny's should
er again, he whispered, "Tiny,
how do you spell farm?"

"You
are really dumb, Bubba. That's so easy. Farm is spelled

E-I-E-I-O."

Car and train jokes

Kelly was standing in front of Cohan's Tavern when he saw a driverless car rolling slowly down the street. He ran to the car, jumped in, and pulled on the emergency brake with a jerk. Kelly got out and very proudly said to the man approaching him, "I stopped it!" "I know, you idiot!" said the man. "I was pushing it!"