Car and train jokes
An Irish
priest and a Rabbi get into
a car accident. They both get out of their
cars and stumble over to
the side of the road. The Rabbi says, "Oy vey!
What a wreck!" The
priest asks him, "Are you all right, Rabbi?" The
Rabbi responds,
"Just a little shaken." The priest pulls a flask of
whiskey from his
coat and says, "Here, drink some of this it will calm
your nerves."
The Rabbi takes the flask and drinks it down and says,
"Well, what
are we going to tell the police?" "Well," the priest
says, "I
don't know what your aft' to be tellin' them. But I'll be
tellin'
them I wasn't the one drinkin'."
