Car and train jokes
A young man comes home and says "Dad,
just got my driver's license and would like to use the family
car."
Father replies, :"O.K., son. But, first, you have to get good
grades
in school, keep your room clean, make the yard is neat, and
cut your
hair. Come back in a few months and then we'll
see."
Well, several months pass and the young man comes into the house with
his report card in his hand. "Dad, I got great marks on my report
card.
I've been keeping my room as neat as a pin, and the yard is
always
ship-shape. How about letting me use the car?"
Father
replies, "That's all true, but son you didn't cut your
hair."
Son says, "But, dad, Jesus had long hair."
Father replies,
"Yes, son, you're perfectly right. And he walked
everywhere he
went."
