Car and train jokes
A state trooper pulled a car over and
told the man driving
that he was going 50 mph in a 40 mph zone.
"I
was only going 40!" the driver protested.
"Not according to my
radar," the trooper said.
"Yes, I was!" the man shouted back.
"No you
weren't!" the trooper said.
With that, the man's wife leaned
toward the window and said,
'Officer, I should warn you not to argue
with my husband when
he's been drinking."
