Car and train jokes
A man was driving up a steep and narrow
mountain road.
A woman was driving down the same road.
As
they passed each other, the woman leaned out the
window and yelled,
"Pig!"
The man immediately leaned out his window and
replied,
"Moron!"
They continue on their way and as the man rounded the
next
corner, he crashes into a pig in the middle of the
road.
