Car and train jokes
A driver pulled up beside a rundown
farmhouse. He got out
and
knocked at the door. A very old woman
answered the door, and
he asked her for directions to Des
Moines.
"Don't know," the woman said.
He got back in his car and
pulled away. Then he heard voices.
He looked in his rearview mirror
and saw the woman and an
equally old man waving for him to come back.
So he made a U-
turn and drove up to them.
"This is my
husband," the old woman said. "He doesn't know
how to get to Des Moines
either."
