Car and train jokes
WIFE: "There's trouble with the car. It
has water in the carburettor."
HUSBAND: "Water in the
carburettor? That's ridiculous."
WIFE: "I tell you the car has water in the
carburettor."
HUSBAND: "You don't even know what a carburettor is.
I'll check it
out.
Where's the car?"
WIFE: "In the pool."
