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Todays joke
A man in a bar
sees a
friend at a table, drinking by himself.
Approaching the friend he
comments, "You look terrible. What's the
problem?"
"My mother
died in June," he said, "and left me $10,000."
"Gee, that's
tough," he replied.
"Then in July," the friend continued, "My
father died, leaving me
$50,000."
"Wow. Two parents gone in
two months. No wonder you're depressed."
"And last month my aunt
died, and left me $15,000."
"Three close family members lost in
three months? How sad."
"Then this month," continued, the
friend, "nothing!"
Car and train jokes
What did the monster say when he saw a
rush
hour train full of passengers?
Oh good! A chew chew
train!