Car and train jokes
Auntie Maud bought herself a new
rear-engine European car. She took an
old friend for a drive, but after
only half a mile the car broke down.
Both women got out and opened up
the front of the car.
"Oh. Maud," said her friend, "you've lost
your engine!"
"Never mind, dear," said auntie. "I've got a spare one
in the
trunk."
