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We hope that we can make you laugh as much as you should each day.
Todays joke
A man took his Rottweiler to the
vet and said
to him, "My dogs cross-eyed. Is there anything you can do
for it?"
"Well," said the vet "let's have a look at him" The vet picks the
dog up by the ears and has a good look at its eyes.
"Well,"
says the vet "I'm going to have to put him down."
"Just
because he's cross-eyed?" say's the man.
"No, because he's heavy,"
says the vet.
Car and train jokes
How do you stop a dog howling in the
back of a car?
Put him in the front.
