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Todays joke
The
theatrical manager exclaimed: "Your
last role was magnificent, Mr. Brown.
You enacted so well that
officer wounded on the battlefield. Your
suffering looked very much like
real."
"It was. I've got a large nail in my shoe."
"Well," said the manager, "for heaven's sake leave it in until the
end of the run of the play."
Car and train jokes
My sister's a really bad driver.
What makes you say that?
Every time she goes out in the car, Dad puts
a glass panel in the floor
so that she can see who she's run
over.