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We hope that we can make you laugh as much as you should each day.
Todays joke
After the first
takeoff of the fully
automatic airplane, the passengers heard the soothing,
reassuring voice
of the pilot: "Ladies and gentlemen, this is your
automatic pilot.
In my modern and carefully tested sytem an error is
absolutely
impossible, absolutely impossible, absolutely impossible,
..."
Car and train jokes
Police Officer: Why are you driving in a
bathing suit?
Motorist: I'm in a car pool.
