Food jokes
One day, Bill and Tom went to a
restaurant for
dinner. As soon as the waiter took out two steaks, Bill quickly
picked out the bigger steak for himself.
Tom wasn't happy about
that: "When are you going to learn to be
polite?"
Bill: "If
you had the chance to pick first, which one would you
pick?"
Tom: "The smaller piece, of course."
Bill: "What are you whining
about then? The smaller piece is what you
want, right?"
