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Todays joke
Phoning the florist to order some
flowers for her lover's funeral, woman was caught off guard when asked
what message she wanted on the card. "Message?" she sputtered.
"Well, I guess, 'You will be missed."' Visiting the funeral home, she
was
pleased that her floral tribute had arrived but mortified that
the card
had her exact words: "I guess you will be missed."
Children jokes
Why was the lightning bug unhappy?
Because
her children were not very bright.