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Todays joke
Two 80 year old men are driving down the road
when they hear the Ex-Lax
commercial end with the statement: "It
makes you feel young again."
John looks at Sylvester and says,
"We need to pull over and get a
bottle of that stuff!"
Sylvester agrees and the two old men pull over and get a bottle of
Ex-Lax. They both take two tablespoons each and continue to drive.
About one mile later Sylvester asks, "Well John, do you feel young
yet?"
"No," replies John.
So they pull over and take four
more tablespoons a piece and continue
to drive down the road.
A couple of miles later, Sylvester asks, "John, do you feel
younger?"
"No," replies John, "but I sure did a childish thing!"
Children jokes
Mum: From now on your going to have free
school dinners.
Son:But, Mum, I don't want three school dinners, one is
more than
enough !
