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Todays joke
One night, God spoke to a preacher to tell him
what he
wanted him to do.
After God had briefed him on his
mission, the minister decided to ask
him a question.
"God,"
he said, "What is heaven like?"
God replied, "Well, normally I
don't tell people this, but since you
are my servant, I guess I
can tell you. Heaven will be like a city. It
will have the best of
everything. For example, the French will be the
chefs; the Italians
will be the lovers; the English will be the
policeman; the Germans
will be the mechanics; and the Dutch will be the
politicians!"
The man looked pleased. "What is hell like?" he
asked.
"Well," he said with a sigh, "the French will be the mechanics; the
Italians will be the politicians; the English will be the chefs; the
Germans will be the policemen; and the Dutch will be the lovers."
Christmas jokes
How do you make a slow reindeer fast
?
Don't feed it !
