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Todays joke
One day at the entrance to heaven, St.
Peter saw a New York street gang.
walk up to the Pearly
Gates. This being a first, St. Peter ran to God
and said,
"God,
there are some evil, thieving New Yorkers at the Pearly Gates. What do
I do?".
God replied, "Just do what you normally do with that
type. Re-direct
them down to hell."
St. Peter went back to
carry out the order and all of a sudden he comes
running back
yelling "God, God, they're gone, they're gone!"
"Who, the New
Yorkers?".
"No, the Pearly Gates."
Christmas jokes
Last year's Christmas pudding was so
awful I threw it in the ocean.
That's probably why the ocean's full
of currants!
