Heaven and hell jokes
A man dies and goes to Heaven. He gets
to meet GOD and asks GOD if he can ask him a few
questions.
"Sure," GOD says, "Go right ahead".
"OK," the man says. "Why
did you make women so pretty?"
GOD says, "So you would like them."
"OK," the guy says. "But how come you made them so beautiful?"
"So you would LOVE them", GOD replies.
The man ponders
a moment and then asks, "But why did you make them
such airheads?"
GOD says, "So they would love you!"
