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Todays joke


The Lone Ranger and Tonto

walked into a bar one day and sat down to drink a beer. After a few

minutes, a big tall cowboy walked in and said, "Who owns the big
white
horse outside?" The Lone Ranger stood up, hitched his gunbelt,
and said,
"I do. Why?"

The cowboy looked at the Lone Ranger
and said, "I just thought you
would like to know that your horse is
just about dead outside!!" The Lone
Ranger and Tonto rushed outside
and, sure enough, Silver was about dead
from heat exhaustion. The
Lone Ranger got him some water and made him
drink it, and soon
Silver was starting to feel a little better.

The Lone Ranger turned
to Tonto and said, "Tonto, I want you to run
around Silver and see
if you can create enough of a breeze to make him
start to feel
better."

Tonto said, "Sure Kemosabe", and took off running circles
around
Silver. Not able to do anything else but wait, the Lon
e Ranger returned to
the bar to finish his drink.

A few
minutes later, another cowboy struts into the bar and announces,
"Who
owns that big white horse outside?"

The Lone Ranger stands
again and claims, "I do. What is wrong with him
this time?"

The
cowboy says to him, "Nothing much, I just wanted you to

know............ you left your Injun running!!!"


Clinton jokes

One night Bill Clinton was awakened by George Washington's ghost in the White House. "George, what is the best thing I could do to help the country?" Clinton asked. "Set an honest and honorable example, just as I did," advised George. The next night the ghost of Thomas Jefferson moved through the dark bedroom. "Tom, what is the best thing I could do to help the country?" Clinton asked. "Cut taxes and reduce the size of government," advised Tom. Clinton didn't sleep well the next night, and saw yet another figure moving in the shadows. It was Abraham Lincoln's ghost. "Abe, what is the best thing I could do to help the country?" Clinton asked. Abe replied, "Go to the theater."