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Todays joke
There where two snakes talking.
The 1st
one said 'Sidney, are we the type of snakes who wrap ourselves
around our prey and squeeze and crush until they're dead? Or are we
the type of snake who ambush our prey and bite them and they are
poisioned?'.
Then the second Snake says "Why do you ask?"
The 1st one replies: "I just bit my lip!"
College jokes
Astronomy Professor: What causes a half-moon?
Student:
When you can't get your jeans over your thighs.
