College jokes
Higginbote and Goldstein, Fordham freshmen,
were discussing what kind of work would supply mem with big bucks
after
graduation.
"Well, I've always thought I'd like to be
a doctor," said
Higginbote. "Specialize in something or other. Like
obstetrics, maybe."
"Obstetrics?" scoffed Goldstein. "At the
rate science is going,
you'd no sooner learn all about it when
bingo! somebody'd find a cure for
it."
