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Todays joke

A girl
brings a guy home one night. They get
into her apartment and immediately she
suggests that they do "69".
"What the hell is that?" asks the guy.
Realizing he's
inexperienced, she tries to explain,"I put my head
between your legs and you
put your head between mine." Still not knowing
what she's talking
about, but not wanting to ruin the moment he agrees
to try it. The
second they get in to the position, she lets go a
rip-roaring fart.
"What was that for?" he asks. "Oops! Sorry, lets try it
again." she
says. So, they get into position again, and once more she
lets one
loose. The guy gets up and starts to put his coat on. "Wait,
where
are you going?" she asks. The guy says, " If you think I'm

sticking around for 67 more of those, you're crazy!

College jokes

Biddle and Payne, two elderly English professors, were having lunch in the cafeteria. During the course of the conversation, Biddle said, "A student gave me a peculiar answer in class today. I asked who wrote the Merchant of Venice and a sophomore said, "Please, sir, it wasn't me!" "Ha, ha!" laughed Payne. "And I suppose the little snot had done it all along!"