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Todays joke

Three buddies die in a car crash, and
they go to heaven to an
orientation.

They are all asked,
"When you are in your casket and friends and
family are mourning upon
you, what would you like to hear them say about
you? The first guy
says, "I would like to hear them say that I was a
great doctor of
my time, and a great family man."

The second guy says, "I would
like to hear that I was a wonderful
husband and school teacher
which made a huge difference in our children of
tomorrow."

The
last guy replies, "I would like to hear them say, "Look! He's

moving!"

College jokes

Soderling, the star college halfback, was taking a math exam. The coach desperately needed him to play in the Syracuse game on Saturday, so the professor agreed to give him an oral exam. "All right," said the prof. "How many degrees are there in a circle?" "Uh, depends," said the boy. "How big is that there circle?"