College jokes
Two
college students, Frank and Matt, are
riding on a New York City subway when
a beggar approaches them
asking for spare change.
Frank adamantly rejects the man in
disgust.
Matt, on the other hand, whips out his wallet, pulls out a
couples of
singles and gladly hands them over to the beggar with a
smile.
The beggar thanks him kindly and then continues on to the
other
passengers.
Frank is outraged by his friend's act of
generosity.
"What on earth did you do that for?" shouts Frank.
"You know he's
only going to use it on drugs or booze."
Matt replies, "And we weren't?"
